Street U.: What kind of music do you like?
Joe Francis: Whatever sets the mood.
Street U.: If you could have a superpower for a day, what would it be?
JF: What, have you not heard about my magic fingers?
Street U.: What’s your favorite word?
JF: Lift-your-shirt. The hyphens make it one word.
Street U.: What is your favorite food?
JF: The sweet taste of underage pussy in the morning.
Street U.: What’s your favorite color?
JF: Pink.
Street U.: Britney or Christina?
JF: Both. At the same time.
Street U.: Who do you most admire?
JF: I’m a more behind-the-scenes kind of guy, so I’d say Ron Jeremy.
Street U.: Tell us about your recent stint in the slammer.
JF: It was slammin’. And bangin’ and cell-knockin’. Rockin’. Rollin’. And foamin’.
Street U.: What’s your favorite breakfast cereal?
JF: They’re always after me Lucky Charms.
Street U.: If you had breasts, would you name them?
JF: Yes. And fondle them daily.
Street U.: Does sexual harassment turn you on?
JF: Yes. And bondage, too!
Street U.: How many virginities have you taken?
JF: I’ve lost count.
