Although we at Street tend to be know-it-alls about everything cool, sometimes we just have to say, “WTF, mate?” Maybe you’ve gotten a Facebook invite to one of their downtown parties; maybe the suave Italian boy in designer jeans has dropped the name during your history class. Or maybe (and don’t feel too bad about this) you just have no idea what the fuck EuroPenn is. Its name raises some eyebrows and might be described as “one of those not Greek, not academic, not underground type groups.” Their Web site seems pretty legit but, while we all love accents, absinthe and men in tight jeans, we can’t help but think that this club is just a little… sketchy. First, while others may have alums to fund their top shelf liquor, EuroPenn (founded in 1996) can’t possibly have that same following. Whether its money comes from Dad over in Denmark, or elsewhere, EuroPenn has made a (somewhat ambiguous) name for itself on campus. Still, we're not sure where to place EuroPenn among the ranks of Wharton Women, SPEC and Penn Gamers. But not to worry, Lucy from Arizona, you too can be a part of this club founded to “enhance European life at Penn,” we’re just thinking they won't be too happy about it. So please, EuroPenn, keep those downtown invites coming... who doesn’t like a little bit of techno with their fist pumping?