Follow these rules and at least you'll get drunk before you cry yourself to sleep
1. Palin pauses:
Chug 'til she talks
2. Biden makes racist slur: Grab a spiked Slurpee
3. Palin name-drops God: Cross yourself and take a swig of Manischewitz
4. Someone mentions second amendment rights and/or abortion:
Shotgun that shit
5. Republican attempts to distance themselves from the Bush administration: Down a Mind Eraser
6. Is it just us or does Biden sound drunk? Is he reciting the Gettysburg Address? Shots for everyone!
7. Buzzwords:
Environment: Appletini
Bailout: cut a line
Health insurance:
Robitussin
Bridge to nowhere: Cosmopolitan (for irony)
Lipstick:
Sex on the Beach
Polar bears: Coca-Cola
Sarah Palin's backyard: White Russian
9/11: Flaming shot
Immigration:
Tequila Sunrise
