For Sale: Large wooden wardrobe filled with cloaks — 3 cashmere, 1 velour.
For Rent: Sacrificial gathering space. Altar semi-used. Seating for 30. Candles not included.
W4M — S/W/P seeking her Bacchus 4 Aphrodite’s pleasure. Must love dogs. Help Wanted: Webmaster for www.OneNationUnderGods.com. Java experience preferred.
Surrogate father needed for succubus. Upon arrival baby will be summoned by one of the great ones (NO child support required).
