The early days of NSO saw a curious character by the name of "Elizabeth Acker" surface on Facebook. Said figure has managed to friend request just about every undergraduate at Penn, with not one student able to confirm the identity of Ms. Acker. Also, might we add, all you geniuses accepted this request. So much for public safety. In most instances, we might assume that a case like this would mean creepy stalkers are having the best week ever. However, after a Street background check, it has been determined that Acker is, in fact, not real. Reliable sources include a search on Penn Directories with zero results, and also. the fact that no one knows who the hell she is. If you're out there ma'am, please contact us - we're always looking to do a good exposé.
As the unrest on Facebook managed to cool down, identity theft thrived as the fake ID-ridden scene of "the scene" got off to a strong start. Notable events included juniors purchasing "largest bottle in the history of Philadelphia nightclubs" at Pearl (yeah, we don't really get it either). And in a case of identity theft turned for the worse: 22-year old-seniors accused of having fake IDs and denied entrance at Zee Bar.
Keep on fakin' it, kids.
