Man spends 50 years in jail for killing his father, only to discover after release that his father is still alive. April fools!
President Bush appears on Deal or No Deal. Advisers thrilled at the opportunity to show off the president's skill at strategic thinking.
Two women report to police that a ghost has been having sex with them. And people said that Penngineers who never went outside couldn't get laid...
Pope wrapped up his American visit with a triumphant mass at Yankee Stadium. All-time record set for fewest Jews in the stadium.
Beijing-based billionaire spent an unprecedented $500,000 on 27 bottles of red wine. US-based college student spends same amount on 3,500 boxes of Franzia.
A plastic surgeon has written the first picture book for kids that seeks to reassure them about mom getting plastic surgery. Tentative title: One Day, You Won't Have to Be Ugly Anymore Either.
Deutsche Bank bans staff from expensing brothels and putting hotel TV porn channels on their company credit card. Angry employees respond by publicly referring to firm as "Douche" Bank.
