In the run-up to the Olympics, some opponents of China's regime are boycotting all Chinese products. When asked what they would use instead, protesters said, "Well, we can... no... umm... how about... wait that's Chinese too... dammit."
Youths find human leg on Texas beach. Getting a quick leg-up on their sea-shell hunting competition?
A Filapina housewife cut off her husband's penis while he was sleeping in order to ensure fidelity. Also proves to be an effective method of birth control.
