Suffolk County Comptroller pushes for Long Island to become its own state. Official state quarter to have spiky hair, spray-on tan and mad 'tude.
Weekend-long $4000-a-head "Porn Camp" comes to Tampa Bay. Weird. Usually Tampa Bay comes to porn.
University of Texas students plagiarize honor code. Alanis Morissette changes lyrics to hit single "Ironic".
Daycare workers find baggie of pot on 4-year-old boy. Boy further reprimanded when he steals all of the snacks from the rec room.
Star Magazine reports Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally tied the knot. Boy Scouts of America award them with prestigious knot-tying badge.
Pfizer VP arrested for downloading child porn on his work computer. Blames popular drug Viagra, claiming it made him feel "so young!"
Two 93-year-old men arrested for soliciting undercover cop for sex. Another costly side effect of an otherwise harmless drug.
New Jersey program will give students audiobooks to encourage literacy. Van Pelt to follow suit upon realization that half of campus never learned how to read a real book.
Passenger takes the rap for weed found in SNL actor Kenan Thompson's car. Only after police promised a stop at Good Burger on the way to the station.
