Clinton camp now argues that whoever would have won the most electoral college votes should get the nomination. Next week's metric: whoever has the most vaginas should get the nomination.
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead. Michael Moore, I smell a sequel!
Funerals are now broadcast over the internet via webcam for mourners who can't make the trip. FunnyorDie.com now has some stiff competition.
A man has been charged with child endangerment and unlawful gun use after a gun that he kept in the oven went off and wounded two children. The Food Network has responded by removing "Compton Cookin'" from its line-up.
NJ law would require cars with teens behind the wheel to be marked with a sticker or decal. Penn debates using the same strategy with incoming NJ freshmen.
Hamburg's oldest brothel shuts as demand slows. Apparently, Hamburger buns are getting stale.
Man threatens to kill discount store employees who refuse to take back an iron he was trying to return without a receipt. He really ironed that problem out.
