Bill Clinton urges Democrats to "chill out." In this case, it must be okay to inhale.
Woman files lawsuit against American Airlines because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept. Woman uncertain whether this qualifies her for the Mile High Club.
Corn Flake shaped like Illinois sells for $20 on eBay. Cheez-It shaped as Colorado doesn't fare as well.
Outed New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey's aide/lover claims to have had routine "hard-core consensual sex orgies" with the former couple. John McCain, touting his moral fiber, claims to have never engaged in consensual sex orgies.
Cuffed suspect drives off with a Philadelphia police cruiser, crashes in Camden. Police are having a surprisingly difficult time finding this specific cuffed man in Camden.
Norway is requiring companies to have 40% of their employees be women. Critics believe that instead of dealing with the psychological ramifications of making employees women, it would be easier to just hire more people who already are, in fact, female.
Religious groups seek to shut down cartoon channel over "pro-gay" and "anti-religious" shows. Offensive shows cited includes "The Devil-Worshipping Butthole Pleasure Pope-Raping Cunts of Gayville"
Man loses $12,000 engagement ring in helium balloon during creative proposal attempt. Guess he couldnt "pop" the question!
