There's nothing quite like a tryst in a private library study room to prove that you've still got it. Add some dorm-facing windows and someone's bound to notice that you're scoring more than just high LSATs at Penn Law. Luckily for you, you don't know anyone who lives in English House and fear of your knowledge of libel law has kept the photo proof off the Internet and away from the Bar Committee thus far. (This isn't lowly high rise sex, after all). This lucky break is why law students are having the Best Week Ever, while the rest of us are starting to understand why our grandmothers keep telling us to go to the Law Library to pick up men.
For those who are less afraid of libel suits, JuicyCampus.com introduced an outlet for all of our anonymous gossip needs and finally blew up last week. Fame, it seems, was a double-edged sword for this Facebook-advertising monster. Angry victims lashed out at the site last weekend, clogging the system with gibberish and page-filling threads. In just a few days, the "Smallest Penis on Campus" thread was buried on page 15. Guess the rest of us will just have to find out who that is for ourselves.
