Half of British men would give up sex for six months for a 50-inch plasma TV. Interestingly, more than half of Wharton students would give up their 50-inch plasma TVs for sex.
Black lab survives six-story fall off parking garage. Yellow lab is less athletic, tries to make the leap, dies.
NBC suspends David Shuster for suggesting that the Clintons are "pimping" Chelsea. This claim is ridiculous when in reality they're just offering her protection, making threatening phone calls and taking 10% of all her earnings.
Bride dies during first dance at wedding reception. Husband takes vow very seriously, parts immediately.
Los Angeles bans sale of bacon-wrapped hot dogs. China yet to ban sale of dog-wrapped bacon.
Man arrested for sending photo of his penis to random woman on his camera phone. When asked if he knows where he sent his "dix msg," the man, confused, responded "idk, my bff jill?"
Mitt Romney drops out of presidential race. Found a better gig on Big Love?
Disney World to add an "American Idol" attraction. Featured attraction is "Inside Clay Aiken's Ass: An Interactive Experience"
