Love may very well be in the air, but so are high prices and expensive dinners. Luckily for those of us who are unattached today, we're exempt from the wallet-gouging tradition that is St. Valentine's Day. Well, except for that heart-shaped box of chocolate our moms sent us, but even we won't complain about free chocolate. So if you're in a relationship, don't pity us singletons as you stare into your date's eyes across your $50-a-plate dinner trying to think of imaginative ways to slip a roofie into her drink. We'll be too busy getting drunk and having bitter hate sex with total strangers to notice. Oh, and we have no qualms about eating our anorexic roommate's unwanted chocolate. As for everyone else, enjoy tonight, because it's the most expensive lay you'll have all year. And thanks to over-the-counter Plan B, CVS is having a pretty darn good week too.
Huntsman Hall, on the other hand, is anything but lonely this week, as Wharton moves into its first week of midterms and OCR heats up. With Whartonites stuck inside and seniors out about town for Feb Club, it's never been easier to get into Smokes, making this the best week ever for underclassmen. Quizzo, anyone?
