Charlie Wilson's War: ? If only politics were still this entertaining.
Sweeney Todd:? For anyone who hated Borat, you can watch Johnny Depp slit Sacha Baron Cohen's throat.
There Will Be Blood: ? A movie about big oil screwing over the common man; in other words, every Whartonite's dream.
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: A blinking, quadrapalegic writer exhibits better tear-duct control than every audience member.
Juno: A girl gets preggers and makes viewers laugh hard enough to break the water. National Treasure II: 10th grade history was never this exciting or uninformative.
The Great Debaters: 1930s Texas race conflict with preaching, not debating. Denzel's the only great part.
Atonement: A family favorite for Yom Kippur.
I'm Not There: If you had this many split personalities, you'd croon like a folky frog, too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Yeaahh... we didn't see this. Neither should you.
Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Nothing golden about this piece of overly ornate fluff.
