Just think of how fortunate you are to have snatched yourself a breadwinner, someone who can bring home the bacon. Well, now it's time to perfect your abilities as the family's bread and bacon maker. Lord knows there's no better way to please your man than preparing a delicious, well-planned meal for your budding family. Here are a few tips that will help you turn dinner time into his time.
First of all, make sure that the meal is ready by the time that he returns from work. By planning ahead, you're telling him that you're aware of his needs. It also shows that you know how hard he's been working, putting in those extra hours at the office (how else will you get that new dryer?).
Make sure to allot some time before he returns to look refreshed and dainty. Perhaps switch your dirty apron to a sparkling white one (that'll show him that you know your place in the kitchen, but also want to look your best for him). Reapply makeup and then wait by the door with a martini made just to his liking.
When he returns, don't bombard him with questions about his day. He'll speak to you when he's ready. In the meantime, just keep smiling.
Lastly, don't use suppertime as the moment to complain. You've had all day to do what you want: to clean, cook and take care of the kids. Meanwhile, he's been slaving away at work. The evening should be his time to unwind.
Follow these simple steps and you'll be on your way to a fulfilling marriage. Remember, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach (or through fellatio).
