Nicolas Sarkozy:
Realizes he's not quick, slick, nor is his neck as incredibly thick as Gaston's.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
Senator Larry Craig in the Tehran Airport bathroom.
Mitt Romney:
Loses Republican nomination to Rudy Giuliani in a much publicized, highly contested tickle fight.
Al Gore:
Discovers that the new Toyota Hybrid runs on spotted owls.
Kim Jong-il:
Doesn't meet height requirement for Splash Mountain.
Gordon Brown:
Is not a crayon!
Rick Santorum:
Spice Girls reunion tour cancelled!!!!
Nicolas Sarkozy:
Realizes he's not quick, slick, nor is his neck as incredibly thick as Gaston's.
