It is well known amongst the French Canadians how the world has come to be. I say this to you with all the sincerity in my heart and all the hope and love for everyone and everything in the world. I love my husband for these same reasons, because he is old and wise like an old owl, living in a wise tree.
And this is how it begins, mes amis, with a single tree that sprouts the fruits of liiiiiiife! And upon the wings of the beautiful birds, (swans!), the fruits of life are sprinkled across the gardens of the dolphin coven.
No Ren‚, I cannot change your bathwater right now!
I am sorry, mes amours! D'accord - The story continues with a great boat filled with people, the rich and the poor, the young and the old, who set sail across the coldest oceans. This boat is approximately 882 feet and 9 inches long with two four-cylinder triple-expansion reciprocating engines. It is called The Gigantic Boat That Would Never Sink.
Yes, Ren‚, I tell the truth!
And then, the dolphin coven, endowed with the knowledge of life's mysteries, cast a spell upon the ocean and a great piece of ice blocked the boat's way. Everyone on the boat has died, but a wise old man, he saved the essence of man, the juice from his loins, and he freezes them in the ice. And when the sun arose on the next day, the sea, it is teeming with life!
Ren‚, I am coming to you and we shall make sweet sweet love! But no, I have not seen your Bengay.
