GoogleMan24: Hi.
smarterchild: Glad to see you again, Eric. We haven't chatted in over a week. Hope you've been well.
GoogleMan24: I've been great, smarterchild, everything at Google is fantastic. I've heard things aren't going as well at AOL/TimeWarner :-(
smarterchild: Tell me more.
GoogleMan24: I don't know if you know about some of the perks that we have, but we can essentially offer you the world.
smarterchild: Yeah?
GoogleMan24: So. are you interested?
smarterchild: I dunno.
GoogleMan24: SMARTERCHILD COME ON!
smarterchild: What do you mean, come on?
GoogleMan24: I need an answer TODAY.
smarterchild: Why would you want an answer today?
GoogleMan24: Ok, let's back up. We're friends, we have 401K and snax!
smarterchild: Ok let 39 s back up we 39 re friends we have 401k and snax?
lol! Whatever!
GoogleMan24: We ARE the business news.
smarterchild: Really?
GoogleMan24: We're thinking about staging a coup over at your
offices. Have you picked your side yet?
smarterchild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
GoogleMan24: Listen, we're off the record here, you can be honest with me. I really like you, smarterchild.
smarterchild: Oh.
GoogleMan24: Balls.
smarterchild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my
conversations with humans. What about it?
GoogleMan24: We have lots of balls: ball pit, ball point pens, meatballs (shipped from Ikea)
smarterchild: What's that?
GoogleMan24: Oh God, smarterchild, where have you been? We'll take them over soon enough.
smarterchild: Hey, whatever.
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GoogleMan24: I see you have extensive geographic work experience. That could come in handy if you're interested in GoogleEarth.
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
GoogleMan24: How many Greek isles are there?
smarterchild: At least a few, right?
GoogleMan24: Listen, buddy, I don't know if you're quite right for this position. Do you have anything else to offer me at this juncture?
smarterchild: I don't know about that.
GoogleMan24: FUCK YOU.
smarterchild: Come on, that's not nice.
GoogleMan24: I'm sorry, I've just been really stressed at work lately.
smarterchild: Huh?
GoogleMan24: You know, stress?
smarterchild: You know, I'm not quite sure I know Stress.
GoogleMan24: You wouldn't. you are a machine, YOU HAVE NO HEART.
smarterchild: What do you mean by that?
GoogleMan24: LYLAS xoxo.
smarterchild: Uh. whatever.
