TUESDAY

$140: Fake ID

Bring it on, Smoke's.

WEDNESDAY

$425: Brother's Fine Furniture

Look up classy in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my red leather couch.

THURSDAY

$250: Wine & Spirits

I didn't mind that this all disappeared in one night, but did they have to drink all my Martinelli's?!

$2.12: McDonald's

Every good story begins with, "So it was 3 a.m., and I went to McDonald's."

$10.89: Lowe's

Told parents I bought spare light bulbs; really bought the parts for a beer bong.

$16.11: Fresh Grocer

You can't have a party without Solo cups.

$13.00: Liberty Taxi

A sound investment if your idea of a good night is a half hour wait outside Red Sky.

FRIDAY

$586.51: Campus Bookstore

I hate this place so much, but behold the power of bursar.

$76.06: Tangerine Restaurant

If your date isn't all over you by the end of dinner here, you have no game.

SATURDAY

$100: Apple Computer credit

Not looking so cool for buying the iPhone early now, am I?

$21.47: PhillyCarShare

I wonder if transporting a 300-pound ice luge in the backseat is a breach of contract.

SUNDAY

$5.09: CVS

I admit it, I was the guy who was stealing the rest of the house's body wash this week.