Most Likely to Succeed ... and Then be Stuck in a Failed Marriage, Sip on Daily Cocktails of Xanax, Valium and Prozac, Have a Couple of Kids That You Don't Give a Shit About and That You Send to Boarding School, Then Have an Affair With the Au Pair That You Supposedly Fired Two Years Ago But Who Still Shows Up to "Polish the Silver," but Still Have Money (Lots of Money) - You Wake Up, Count Your Money, Go to Work, Count the Money in Your Stateside Account, Then Call Up Your Bank in the Caymans and Count That Money - Then Smile, Tell Your Assistant You Can Buy and Sell Him on the Floor of the NYSE, and Kill a Homeless Man on Your Way Home for Fun: Wharton
Most Likely to Wear the Same Outfit Everyday for the Rest of Their Lives: Nursing
Most Likely to Expel Noxious Toxins (Smell Bad): Engineering
Most Likely to Wear the Same Outfit Everyday for the Rest of Their Lives: Nursing
