Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama duked it out this week, both announcing that they had raised more than $25 million in 2007's first quarter. Dennis Kucinich raises twenty bucks, spends it on dime sack, pack of Philly's.
Unseasonable floods have killed 51 in Afghanistan. Taliban claims responsibility for the weather.
Three teenagers were wounded when shots were fired at a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards afterparty. Shots overshadowed by (Lil) Bow Wow's balls dropping.
Keith Richards admitted to snorting cocaine mixed with the ashes of his father. Kenn Kweder admits to snorting his own ashes.
Cialis is now marketing in China. Apparently, the impotence drug is hoping to boost China's sagging population.
An Indian couple committed suicide this week while in mourning for their dead dog. According their close friends, the sex just wasn't what it used to be.
Former House Speaker and potential Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich called bilingual education "the language of living in a ghetto." In other news, polls show Gingrich likely to win Republican nomination.
