The price of birth control is rising sharply in colleges across the country. Fresh Grocer reports dwindling supply of plastic bags. [Ed: the story continues on p. 30]
The Pope said this week that Europe is losing faith in its future. Steve Jobs counters, unveils his new title: the iPope.
Snoop Dogg has been banned from entering Britain, ruining the rapper's upcoming tour of the isle. Apparently, conflict arose when Snoop refused to dump his tea leaves off the boat.
Tickets to this year's Spring Fling concert have sold out after two days. But wait ... didn't Ben Folds already sell out?
A bald eagle was recently spotted in Philly for the first time in 200 years. White people now planning to return as well.
The diaries of Anna Nicole Smith sold for over $500,000 dollars last week. According to inside sources, Van Pelt Rare Book Room hawks Shakespeare first folio to finalize purchase.
NASA is redesigning their spacesuits. In anticipation of the new wares, DZine2Show plans a party at MarBar.
