5 things you shouldn't do after you graduate Or, The List of Things That Prove College Is An Alternate Reality 1. Watch MTV. Everyone on it is younger than you now.
2. Stick to a diet of pizza and beer. Your metabolism is slowing down. Do you want to approach middle age with a beer gut?
3. Paint yourself for a basketball game. After age 22, it just seems pathetic.
4. Drink before noon. Do this after graduation, and people think you're a friend of Bill W.
5. Use Facebook to troll for hookups. It's time to graduate to eHarmony. Or J-Date.
5 things you shouldn't do after you graduate Or, The List of Things That Prove College Is An Alternate Reality 1. Watch MTV. Everyone on it is younger than you now.
2. Stick to a diet of pizza and beer. Your metabolism is slowing down. Do you want to approach middle age with a beer gut?
3. Paint yourself for a basketball game. After age 22, it just seems pathetic.
4. Drink before noon. Do this after graduation, and people think you're a friend of Bill W.
5. Use Facebook to troll for hookups. It's time to graduate to eHarmony. Or J-Date.
5 Things Not To Do Before Graduation 1. Neglect your Quantative Data Analysis requirement.
2. Watch child pornography on the televisions in Rosengarten (at least not the ones that face outward).
3. Hook up with a prefrosh at Fling.
4. Conceive a child.
5. Have regrets! :P
