- It's cold. So cold.

- Yum, that Popeye's was goooood.

- This new boyfriend's Jewish, isn't he?

- Thank God for C-sections; I still have my figure.

- Do I have to watch reruns of the Madonna kiss again?

- Is that Moonshine again?

- I'm itchy.

- Hit me baby one more time, Oops, I did it again, I'm a Slave 4 U, You're Toxic, FUCK ME.