Bids, bids, bids: Beautiful people out in full force at SDT's bid party - a veritable who's who of the freshmen scene. No wonder, since there wasn't any carding at the door. That helped one Theos pledge spotted seducing older women.Meanwhile, AXO loses face with their maximum security dud at Koko Bongo despite excessive publicity.At least they didn't rent out Marathon Grill, as one (in)conspicuous sorority did. Beta emerges from house arrest to host at their aptly named "Meat Shack." Apparently the boys had more girls and bad pop songs than they knew what to do with.
Quad Report: A "new ZBT" pledge dressed in full prep attire (popped blue polo, shorts in 30 degree weather, tennis racket) runs into a friend who promptly questions the outift. The kid explains he is a "new ZBT" pledge. "But aren't you the first class?" his friend asks. The kid nods. "Then who the hell is making you wear this?" Touch‚.
Overheard: "Bitch, I'm a junior in a sorority, don't look at me like that"."I'm going to send my housekeeper my Spanish essay so she can proofread it for me"."Well my family actually owns most of that area"... "Street called me out for being gay - did you see that? I'm going to have to start some sort of anti-gay campaign".
Who Says Greeks Get All The Fun: Eurotrash flood Saturday foray at Bubble House.MarBar drop-in reveals football players working game on volleyball girls, writer feels like smallest kid in the room."Pink and Green" crew party brings out non-affiliates' prep-side. As if Penn needed more.Sophomore hipster dance scene coalescing, although Penn remains distinctly un-Wesleyan. Single-consonant asian bisexual gives up women for a heterosexual engagement..."Burning tongue" sickness spreads among promiscuous junior class.and Stephen Robert Morse is running for Sheriff...
Greeks Get All The Fun: Late, late nights: Zetes after-hours runs to all hours of the morning, crocodile bouncers on the way...Kappa Sig groupie toasts 3 a.m. with absinthe-filled Scope bottle. Junior Theos FC grad spotted sidling up to longtime love interest and her new nose at Smokes...Los Angeles love pentagon ends badly, leaves all bridges burned. Shocks felt from east to west.
