Last week's Street-Swept: hella pissed. The Sweeper to return in full next week despite public outcry.

In brief: Coat-snatcher takes advantage of underage drunkards at MarBar... Birthday girl's trip to AC ends in forcible removal from casino... Hunstman torro loses clothes, morals at "quincea¤era"... Older Thetas spotted at Black and Gold party (Sweeper's event of the weekend), waiting in line and lamenting their peak years while making room for young, hotter, less-dressed littles.

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