Street: So you had a pretty sweet summer internship. How'd you score it?
EM: Like, everyone thinks it's 'cause my dad's Street's stockbroker. And the president of Juicy Couture. But I actually just applied randomly and got the job 'cause I am a hard worker with a great fashion sense and I just have, like, a presence, you know?
Street: Can you tell us about Street's sense of style?
EM: She likes things that let her move freely but also show off her womanly curves. I introduced her to leggings and she thought that was really "fresh" - she uses that word a lot. I told her to pair puffy jackets and big boots with leggings to make you look thinner. I even let her borrow my Uggs to wear with her leggings and she loved it, so she sent me out to get her five pairs. She prefers not to brush her hair often, ever, really. It's very natural that way, very shabby chic. Mary Kate's her fashion icon. She had pics of MK all over her trailer.
Street: Street's plays Miranda, a bitchy editor in the film. Is Street fit this role off set?
EM: Oh no, not at all. I mean, it's cool that she never took me shopping like my dad promised me she would. And I totally understand her not letting me hang by the pool when MTV came over to film Cribs. I guess my nose does look really big in the sun. And I definitely didn't mind that once she learned my name after two months she never called me Eva -- only McJap.
Street: You guys are on a nickname basis?
EM: Yeah, totally. Mere and I are pretty tight, you could say.
Street: Street's oddest habit?
EM: She has this vile labled invincible that I think she got from Anne Heche gave her as a congratulatory gift after she won an Oscar for Death Becomes Her. She drinks from it and yells "Try me! You can't touch this" every time she goes on the set. It's cute, in a creepy way.
Street: Do you guys keep in touch?
EM: Oh yeah, she's on the FB and like pokes me all the time. She practically owns my Wall. And we Skype a lot. She's pretty tech-savvy. She texts me from her Blackberry constantly for fashion tips. She can be kind of needy. Oh, that's Queen now.
Street: Queen?
EM: Yeah, ever since Ant Bully?she makes everyone call her The Queen.
Street: Any chance The Queen will pay Penn a visit?
EM: She's been here before and really loves Koch's. She says she's been looking for an excuse to sample free meat for years, so she's thinking about coming as a special guest for Vagina Monologues, actually. She's going to take the liberty to create her own special addition vagina. Right now she's choosing between Monotone Vagina and Vagina Rubia.
