Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden have confirmed they have split. Madden quoted as saying, "I thought it over and decided I liked real music after all."
U.S. to pay $2 million to Oregon lawyer for accusing him of Madrid terrorist bombings. U.S. finally checks into rehab for poor decision making.
Florida man loses arm to alligator during attack. Rival crocodiles jeer, "See you later alligator."
Mel Gibson sympathizes with Michael Richards. Jews and blacks beware, because here comes the Hollywood racist A-team, fool!
Humpback whale vocabulary found to be more elaborate than previously thought. It turns out they can do more than just sing, "My humps, my humps, my humps."
Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was fined by the NFL for making an obscene hand gesture. In his apology Vick states, "I am extremely f!@#$ sorry for my s@#$ a!@ actions. It will never happen again."
Black leaders urge celebs to stop using the N-word. Eminem agrees.
Ad on Craigslist offers a free five-year-old boy. North American Man/Boy Love Association defends act stating, "If there's grass on the wicket, it's time to play cricket"
