Snoop Dogg booked for possession of a deadly weapon after a collapsible baton was discovered in his carry-on luggage. Snoop insists he uses the baton only for twirling, juggling, and dropping it like it's hot.
Shortage of electricity in Europe's power grid causes blackouts across the continent. Europe unveils its hidden secret: world's largest strobe light.
Amy Gutmann criticized for posing with a student dressed as a suicide bomber. Gutmann regrets not dressing up as an invisible person for Halloween.
Companies to use cell phones to track traffic jams. Cingular boasts fewest rollover . cars.
Two-dollar bill gaining popularity thanks to strip clubs and small vendors. Economists announce that inflation has increased the price of a lap dance.
Greenhouse gases in the Earth's atmosphere reached a high in 2005 and are still increasing. Scientists speculate it was Amy Gutmann's fault.
Study finds that teenagers are less likely to communicate via e-mail than any other demographic. AIM creates middle finger emoticon.
Britney Spears files for divorce from Kevin Federline. Federline claims he didn't not see it
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