Brita Filter
Triple-Distilled
Banker's Club
Vodka
Ingredients:
Banker's Club Vodka
Brita Filter
You look like a man of refined tastes. Bold and epicurean, subtle yet sophisticated. Certainly you, sir, are a member of the Banker's Club. Well did you know that with a Brita Water Filter and your favorite spirit, excruciatingly good taste can now be yours for just $7.99 a handle?
Simply filter Banker's Club Vodka through your Brita three times. Say goodbye to such prior nuances as putrid taste and instant hangover, and welcome yourself to an elegant new frontier of luxury vodka. Note the unparalleled harmony of smooth taste and mellow finish. A true feat of distillation, fit for the Red Square!
Serve Triple-Distilled Banker's Club chilled with beluga caviar, a mild risotto, or a buffalo blue cheese gyro from Greek Lady. Or enjoy a glass on its own, followed by six more servings in rapid succession. You're a Banker's Club Man. You deserve it.
