Ford recalls nearly 150,000 vehicles. Problems cited include defective latches and lame-ass cars.

At her recent concert, Streisand dropped the F-bomb to shut up a heckler. In her defense, Babs stated, "Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too."

Mercury to cross the sun on November 8. The sun issued a statement saying, "No one crosses me and lives to tell about it. Mercury better watch his back. And moons. And rings."

Study finds that women wear flashier clothing and jewelry when they are ovulating. All girls at Penn are ovulating . at all times.

Research shows men put off going to emergency room if there is a game on TV. Just one more reason why guys are dumb bitches.

"Runaway Bride" sues ex-fianc‚ for $500,000. Ex-fianc‚ claims he tried to pay her back but she kept running away.

Four-year-old boy appears on no-fly list. FBI describes toddler as "shady" and "bad-ass"