John Armleder, Works About Nothing

Institute of Contemporary Art

118 S. 36th St.

Wed-Fri, 12-8 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., free with PennCard

(215) 898-7108

www.icaphila.org

Drawings are usually seen as the most incomplete, preliminary form of art. In this installation, drawings are given the spotlight. Hundreds of drawings hung wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling offer a broad and experimental view of drawing itself. The collection includes works in a variety of mediums, a special edition wallpaper and collection of books prepared just for this exhibition.

Project Basho Open Studio Tour

Project Basho

1305 Germantown Ave.

Fri-Sat, 12 p.m., free

(215) 238-0928

www.projectbasho.org

As part of Philadelphia Open Studio Tours (POST), Project Basho will be offering visitors the chance to experience its exhibits. This is POST's seventh annual city-wide event, and it will include 236 professional visual artists in 20 Philadelphia neighborhoods, including of course, Project Basho. Project Basho - weird-ass title, awesome art.

Gregg Rogell

Helium Comedy Club

2031 Sansom St.

Wed-Thu, 8 p.m.; Fri-Sat, 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m., $15-20

(215) 496-9001

www.heliumcomedy.com

Maybe you first saw Gregg Rogell on Comedy Central or maybe you remember him from The Aristocrats (that movie where comics told their version of the joke about a family auditioning for a talent agent and the various sexual acts they perform). Either way, he's gonna be in Philly doin' the whole Aristocrats thing, which in my opinion, makes him kinda crazy - but you know, in a good way.

Dane Cook's Tourgasm

The Electric Factory

421 N. 7th St.

Sat, 8 p.m., $37.50

(215) 627-1332

www.electricfactory.com

Ready to laugh at the riotous stand-up comedy of Dane Cook right here in good ol' Philadelphia? Too bad. Dane Cook isn't actually performing on this stop of Dane Cook's Tourgasm, but don't miss seeing the stars of the hilarious HBO "docu-comedy," Gary Gulman, Robert Kelly and Jay Davis. Tourgasm is sure to give you an extra-warm, satisfying. cathartic experience.

Say Anything

The Electric Factory

421 N. 7th St.

Tonight, 7:30 p.m., $14

(215) 627-1332

www.electricfactory.com

Formed while the musicians were still in high school under the leadership of Max Bemis, Say Anything is best known for their punk-rock debut, .Is a Real Boy, and their efforts to resist selling out. Yeah, I probably would do it for the moolah but I guess they have higher ideals. Strange.

Stephen Kellogg & the Sixers

World Caf‚ Live

3025 Walnut St.

Tonight, 7:30 p.m., $18-20

(215) 222-1400

www.worldcafelive.com

A rocker with a definite country twang, Stephen Kellogg has been dubbed a "classic songwriter with a thoroughly modern approach; literate, melodic, passionate and fresh" by Grammy Award Winner Roseanne Cash. And with a freaking cereal brand as his last name, Stephen Kellogg will be sure to snap, crackle and pop (sounds violent now, but on stage it's fabulous) in his performance at World Caf‚ Live.

Live Concert with Uri Caine

Slought Foundation

4017 Walnut St.

Tonight, 8 p.m., $15

(215) 222-9050

www.slought.org

The first event in "The Philadelphia Series," a series featuring local jazz musicians, this live concert at the Slought Foundation will showcase Uri Caine, a classical and jazz pianist and composer. With resum‚ eye-poppers like the release of 16 albums, a commission from the Pennsylvania Council on the Arts and an undergrad degree from Penn, Caine holds definite bragging rights.

Five for Fighting

World Caf‚ Live

3025 Walnut St.

Sun, 7:30 p.m., $26.50-36.50

(215) 222-1400

www.worldcafelive.com

John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting brought us "Superman (It's Not Easy)" a few years back, a song which was popular upon its initial release but became almost iconic in the aftermath of 9/11. Now Ondrasik is back with his newest release, Two Lights, and we in Philly get to say "yea" or "nay" to whether this man will be a legend or little more than a one-hit wonder. Oooh, such power.

DJ Shadow

Theatre of Living Arts

334 South St.

Mon, 8 p.m., $32.50

(215) 922-1011

www.theateroflivingarts.net

Did your mother ever tell you that it was better to be seen and not heard? Well, DJ Shadow decided to switch that up when he chose a name in order to remain behind the scenes of his musical productions. Using a fairly simple assortment of equipment and drawing inspiration from a wide variety of sources, DJ Shadow creates a beat that is sure to keep you pumped.

Combatants for Peace Program with Music

City Hall

Broad & Market streets

Thu, 5 p.m., $12-15

(215) 686-2840

www.combat4peace.com

Promoting a "message of heart and hope from Israel/Palestine to William Penn's City of Brotherly Love," Israelis and Palestinians join forces on this day to discuss their past violence and support of a two-state solution. Former Palestinian fighter Souliman Khatib and former Israeli Defense Force pilot Yonatan Shapira will be featured at the City Hall reception.

Shawn Decker Talk/Book Signing

Borders Books and Music

1 S. Broad St.

Tonight, 7:30 p.m., free

(215) 568-7400

He's funny. And his blood doesn't clot. Oh, and he has HIV. Seriously. Shawn Decker is an acclaimed HIV-positive hemophiliac humorist who will be signing books at the Broad Street Borders. A close, personal friend of John Berendt and Augusten Burroughs, Decker is both irreverent and inspirational.

Big! Gay! Show!

Society Hill Playhouse

507 S. 8th St.

Sat, 7:30 p.m., $15-20

(215) 923-0210

www.societyhillplayhouse.org

Gratuitous exclamation points aside, Society Hill's Big! Gay! Show! promises to be nothing short of fabulous. Billed as a "Homo Vaudeville," the city's top singers and novelty acts will be showcased. And just for kicks, the night will also include some rounds of gay trivia.

Table Talk: Middle Church: Reclaiming the Moral Values of the Faithful Majority

White Dog Caf‚

3420 Sansom St.

Mon, 6 p.m., $36

(215) 386-9224

www.whitedog.com

For those of us who have let our moral values slide in our college years, Dr. Bob Edgar, former Pennsylvania congressman and general secretary of the National Council of the Churches of Christ, is giving a talk at the White Dog Caf‚. Edgar will focus on establishing a religious voice of mainstream America that is free from the radical religious right.

She's Gotta Have It

International House

3701 Chestnut St.

Tonight, 7 p.m., $5 students

(215) 387-5125

www.ihousephilly.org

Director Spike Lee's debut film is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year, and International House Philly is holding a screening to commemorate this milestone. Following the showing, Reelblack will be hosting a discussion with some members of the film's cast.

NO! A Documentary by Aisha Simmons

Painted Bride Art Center

230 Vine St.

Tonight, 7 p.m., free

(215) 925-9914

www.paintedbride.org

The Philadelphia premiere of Aisha Simmons's documentary is sure to be intensely emotional. The film grapples with sexual violence in African-American communities and offers intimate testimonies from victims in an effort to express the negative repercussions of collective silence. By the way, you've gotta RSVP if you wanna attend, so don't be that dumb-ass who forgets and just shows up, OK?

American Blackout

Scribe Video Center, 3rd floor

4212 Chestnut St.

Fri, 7 p.m., $5

(215) 222-4201

www.scribe.org

I'm sure that as a kid you probably whined about the fact that you felt like your life wasn't fair and that nobody ever listened to you, but that's nothing compared to the shit that disenfranchised voters had to deal with during the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections. American Blackout chronicles these voting irregularities, bringing oft-mentioned but rarely investigated issues to light.

Venus

Arts Bank at the University of the Arts

250 S. Broad St.

Thu-Fri, 8 p.m.; Sat, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m., $8 students

(215) 545-1664

www.uarts.edu/events

Venus, a play by Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Suzan Lori-Parks, tells the story of an African woman who is abducted to London in the early 19th century to be put on display in the circus. (I guess the man who swallows fire for a living was busy that day.) With its diverse cast, the play questions our notions of what is foreign and touches on the then controversial issue of slavery.

Six Actors in Search of a Plot

Painted Bride Art Center

230 Vine St.

Fri-Sat, 8 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m., $12.50-25

(215) 925-9914

www.paintedbride.org

While the title evokes images of a devious plot scurrying onstage in a heated manhunt (umm. maybe that's just me), Six Actors in Search of a Plot is a radical conception of Israeli-Palestinian relations. Six actors attempt to conceive a "common human story," only to find that their intrinsic conflict negates the possibility of any plot. Definitely higher-level hide-and-go-seek.

Unwrap Your Candy

Walnut Street Theatre

825 Walnut St.

Until Nov. 12; Wed, 7 p.m.; Thu-Sat, 8 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., $10-30

(215) 704-0033

www.lunatheater.org

I like candy. I like it a lot. Unfortunately for the candy-lovers out there, Doug Wright's Unwrap Your Candy really has very little to do with the delectably sweet substances. In actuality, the show presents a series of one-act plays that address the terrors of childhood and adulthood alike. And with such dangers out there, I have one thing to tell you: unwrap your own fucking candy!

Penn Football v.

Columbia

Franklin Field

233 S. 33rd St.

Sat, 1 p.m., $5-25

(215) 898-6151

www.pennathletics.com

You know the drill - Penn football needs you to show those folks at Columbia that we're not your average Ivy-Leaguers (no pencil-pushing Poindexters here). So pop some bread in the toaster and head on over to Franklin Field to cheer for the red and the blue. You'll do that guy with the helmet car proud.