While the last thing we like to do at Street is educate (we much prefer the word "inform"), exams are fast approaching. We know you haven't done the reading all semester, so the last column of this semester will be devoted to exam prep. Sure, you haven't taken a multiple choice test since high school -- unless you're a math student, although math students don't read Street -- but this test nevertheless should exude enough learnin' vibes to spur you into hitting the books.
(Hint: every answer is "All of the above.")
1. To what has this column space usually been devoted? a) Food b) TV c) Myself d) Holiday musings e) All of the above
2. Which staff seniors will Street miss dearly next semester? a) Janine Catalano b) Yvonne Delbanco c) Sara Levine d) Maggie Hennefeld e) Lisa Bubbers f) All of the above
3. Who won Penn's Next Top Model? a) Noelle Bond b) The Penn community c) David Grazian d) The Model T e) All of the above
4. What's in the last issue of Street? a) Shoutouts b) Project Runway interview c) Todd Grabarsky, critiquer extraodinaire d) A gimmicky editor's column e) Munchies options f) All of the above
5. Who hates Street the most? a) David Grazian b) The Philomathean Society c) The DP photo department d) The actual Greek Lady e) All of the above
6. What was new in Street this semester? a) Page 3 b) Person on the Street c) 35th Street d) Public-voted Best of Penn e) All of the above
7. Who will give me a job over the summer? a) That's the most indulgent, whiny thing that's ever been in this column b) No one c) Jim, shut up d) McDonald's e) All of the above
8. Where's the best place to catch Street this summer? a) In the Summer Pennsylvanian b) In City Hall c) On the ... street d) www.34st.com! e) All of the above
9.Why am I on the crush party list (pg. 7)? a) I'm a staffer b) I've contributed twice to the magazine c) I'm a DP business person d) I'm hot or famous e) All of the above
10. Why will I miss non-SP Street this summer? a) Breaking ... news ... yes... b) Not because of this column c) Shoutouts, the only reason I read this $hit d) I won't be able to use it to cover my head in the rain e) All of the above
Everyone gets 100% in the Street gradebook. See you in the fall, y'all.
- Jim
