Studies show hazing extends beyond frats. Several Wharton professors admit to force-feeding "new hires" crack-laced Red Bull.
Webmail fails for first time in 2006. Peggy Curchack has identity crisis.
Penn medical school moves up to third in nation. Crazy Carl's Online College of Rodent and Penguin Dentistry edges out the number 147,843,384 slot.
Doctors worry about abortion pills' safety. Meanwhile, they advocate plastic surgery, breast enhancements and HMOs.
D.A. warns Penn students of risk of identity theft. Several College seniors mistake advice for existentialist musing and drink coffee.
Twenty Nebraskan legislators to lose their seats under term limit law. They will be replaced by 20 photogenic ears of corn.
Six-million-dollar gift resurrects a boot camp for diabetics. "Thank you sir, may I have another sugar-free Werthers butterscotch candy?!"
Philadelphia Film Festical kicks off with a boom. The Bridge stunned to be playing good movies.
