I. Thou shall not say no to any offered beverage, regardless of said beverage's origin.
II. Thou must avert your eyes from nude Mask & Wig members.
III. Honor your friend from high school who is staying with you (i.e. don't leave him in the quad, you ass).
IV. Thou shall not attempt to hook up with any RAs or GAs, no matter how wasted thou art.
V. Thou shall not lower thy standards by more than two points on the 1-10 scale.
VI. Covet thy neighbor's girlfriend and then do her.
VII. Thou shall not drunk dial.
VIII. Thou shall not avoid hooking up because of your "long distance relationship."
IX. Thou shall not be held liable for anything.
X. No fatties.
