This might just be me, but I am sick and tired of announcers talking about our SAT scores during the tournament. Every fucking year. Brains and athleticism are not mutually exclusive. That's like saying you can't give money to charity if you kill babies. Sure, it's not likely, but don't you ever wonder about those "born-agains"? In all seriousness, if you're a born-again anything, Christian, Jew, whatever, you definitely did something that was really fucked up. Killing babies would be at the top of that list. Also eating babies. But that's not really my point. My point is this: I go to Penn, and when I was a senior in high school, I was a Rec All Star. A Rec fucking All Star. I still have the T-shirt if you don't believe me. I averaged 20 points a game that season. BAM! Hypothesis proved. I am smart and athletic. And good looking.
The thing that really pisses me off though is that Texas didn't even deserve to win. I know a little something about people from Texas. I live with two of them. They're both jerkoffs. I think it's only fair, based on my own experiences, to make the generalization that all Texans are jerkoffs. Also that whole "Everything is bigger in Texas" thing really bothers me. Maybe they should sit down and find a healthier way to deal with their insecurity issues. But I guess that's something they need to figure out on their own. Oh, and I heard that LaMarcus Aldridge went on a four-year bender in an opium den in Southeast Asia using unsterilized needles, having unprotected sex with Third World prostitutes and ... you guessed it ... killing babies. So there that is. If he ever finds God, we'll all have something to laugh about. One.
