Bullet Dodging: Teams sprint up and down in front of the 7-11 on 38th Street, trying to dodge bullets fired by local West Philadelphians. For a real challenge, try the Philly Diner course.
Straight Line Walk: The object is to walk in a straight line after a Thursday night at MarBar and/or Smokes'. Officiated by members of Penn Police and 898-Ride, after which you are arrested and/or laughed at, depending on your race.
Huntsman High Jump: When the stock market drops, so do you ... out of a fourth story window.
Quad Entrance High Jump: For those belligerent freshmen who can't manage to type in the last four of their SSN, the most logical last resort is to back up and take that turnstile like a man.
Sorority Rush: Enduring the elements, these freshman women gear up in monochromatic black pants, shoes and p-coats to participate in rigorous conversation and pseudo-lesbian flirting. Judges award points on stylish accessories, hair and eye contact. Points are deducted for taking the drink/food offered and number of hookups with sisters' ex-boyfriends.
