You know, that kid in your class who...
...is unmistakably a native speaker of the language which you are studying, but for some reason still enjoys taking the class and listening to foolish Americans consistently screw up his native language. Fuck you, Pablo/Akshay/Pierre/Jin/ Boris/Ludwig. Fuck you and your padded GPA.
...despite the fact that his dad built the library, is by far the dumbest person in the room.
...is always smelly and mad shady, but you should be nicer to because he is definitely going to be the next Unabomber.
...is a male nursing student masquerading as a hetero.
...is that girl from engineering who should really consider showering in the morning and wearing some makeup, for chrissake.
...walks in late with a bewildered look on his face and expects you to move while he elephant-walks all over your toes to get to the desk right in the middle of the room.
...actually does the reading. Fuck you in the ass with a lit cigar.
...believes he is the sudoku grand master.
...you've never noticed because his quiet elegance and intelligence can't be appreciated by a boorish ignoramus such as yourself.
