Top Ten Best Episodes of Saved By The Bell as reviewed by Street Correspondant Willy Goodfellow
10. "Mystery Weekend" -- The gang wins a mystery weekend at a mansion where they are all part of a murder mystery. The trouble begins when the game goes awry and Zack is left as the prime suspect. Memorable quote -- Lisa: "The game never stopped."
Willy says, "I'd rather watch Dead Man On Campus."
9. "The Mamas and The Papas" -- Zach, Slater and Screech are paired up with Kelly, Jessie and Lisa for a marriage project only to find out that it's not as easy as it seems. Memorable quote -- Jessie: "Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?"
Slater: "Sure. Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."
Willy says, "If I had to marry Screech, I'd shoot myself in the face with a crossbow."
8. "No Hope With Dope" -- A drug producer comes to Bayside to do an anti-drug commercial and decides to use the gang. The gang feels betrayed when they learn that he also does drugs. Memorable quote -- Zack: "In one word, would I do dope? Nope."
Willy says, "In one word, am I doping dope right now? Yes."
7. "Snow White and The Seven Dorks" -- The gang puts together a hip-hop version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and Zack and Jessie get caught in a serious situation when Lisa catches them rehearsing the final scene -- the KISS! Memorable quote --Jessie: "I'm the wicked queen, I'm so downright mean, Snow White will be cold before she's 16."
Willy says, "At first it was a kiss, it was hard to miss, then you did Showgirls and showed everyone your tits."
6. "Running Zack" -- Zack fails yet another test, so his teacher sets him up with a tutor, who happens to be Native American. Zack soon learns about his own heritage but doesn't feel like going to his track when he learns of his mentor's sudden death. Memorable quote -- Zack: "He said, 'My people are tired of fighting.'"
Willy says, "Screech's new name: Chief This-role-was-the-pinnacle--of-my-career-and-I'm-not-even-thirty-buffalo-face."
5. "Screech's Spaghetti Sauce" -- During a project for TV ads, Screech comes up with a new flavor of sauce, but the gang might go out of business when Screech becomes the target of a snobbish girl (played by that girl who used to play Punky Brewster). Memorable quote -- Screech: "The sauce you can have, but the secret, she's-a-mine!"
Willy says, "Yum, hash sauce, how I like it."
4. "Dancin' to the Maxx" -- Lisa and Screech win the dance contest at The Maxx, using Lisa's sprained ankle to invent a sensational new dance known as "The Sprain." Memorable quote -- Jessie: "Zack, you don't know what it's like to be the freak. Taller than all the boys. The jokes, the looks, the whispers."
Willy says, "Yeah, motherf*ckers. Lark Voorhees for life. Que, Que, bitches."
3. "Rockumentary" -- Casey Kasem hosts a biography of Zack's rock group, The Zack Attack. Memorable quote -- Zack: "Look at me, I look like Mr. Madonna!"
Willy says, "Behind the Music stole the entire basis for their show from this one episode. Kind of like how VH1 stole the basis for its enire network from MTV and lesbians."
2. "Wedding in Las Vegas" -- While technically not an episode (it was a TV movie), this Vegas-style wedding between longtime lovers Zack and Kelly was surely the pinnacle of the legendary program. Memorable quote -- Bert Banner: "Have you two gentlemen ever wondered about the exciting world of male escorts?" Screech: "Uh...no."
Willy says, "Wedding in Vegas? More like wedding in Schmegas! Sorry. I'm still high from before."
1. "Jessie's Song" -- Jessie is under pressure with midterms and her own singing group (The Hot Sundaes) so she turns to caffeine pills, only to become addicted. Memorable quote -- Jessie: "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...(sobs)...scared! [cries]"
Willy says, "There's actually a Facebook group about this one episode. Somebody shoot me in the face with a crossbow"
