For years we watched them stroll down those familiar halls, sans hall pass. We were there as they were stuffed in lockers, snuck out of detention, and scarfed down burgers at The Max. And yet we never realized the truth. How could we have missed all the signs? How could we have been so oblivious? Hindsight is 20/20 and now as the story comes out, the reality is all too clear. Saved by the Bell actually is a communist brainwashing mechanism instituted by the leaders of the communist movement to recruit the youth of America for the cause.
Everything about the beloved television sitcom just screams commie. Wasn't it suspicious that the members of this group of "friends" came from vastly divergent social classes within the student body? It was clearly a communist cry for equality among the factions of Bayside High. There was a representative from each of the groups -- the jocks, the nerds, the cheerleaders, the brains, the bimbos, even the unexplained appearance (and mysterious disappearance) of the edgy motorcycle chick.
Countless examples and irrefutable evidence of the indoctrination scheme can be found in every episode. Remember the one where Zack puts subliminal messages in a mix-tape making all the girls fall in love with him? Well, the ladies of Bayside were not the only ones being force-fed secret messages. The episode contained actual subliminal messages of its own, which were transmitted to viewers with the intention of making innocent young girls across the country swoon, not for Zack Morris, but for Trotsky. When Jesse got addicted to speed it was because she was too overwhelmed with school and extra-curricular activities. But what exactly were these so-called activities? She was attending meetings for the Young Communist League. Furthermore, you've probably always wondered what the A.C. in A.C. Slater stands for. The shocking answer: A Communist. Then there is the most glaringly obvious example of them all. Kelly, certainly an influential student leader as head cheerleader and most popular girl in school, is the victim of a freak acne medication debacle resulting in her face turning a vibrant shade of red. Naturally, the entire student body ends up painting their faces red to match. How convenient. And to think, Mr. Belding was in on it all along.
