Mischievious -- Do you think the kids would notice if I take off my pants? Yeah, they would. It's hard not to notice my love-baton.
Afraid -- Oh man. Is that a snowflake? Shit. Shit. Please don't snow. Please Jehovah don't let it snow. If you promise not to let it snow, I swear not to show up drunk to work anymore.
Vindictive -- Next kid who walks through here wearing an article of clothing that costs more than he weighs is getting punched in the face.
High -- I love my job, Mr. Bubbles.
Angry -- Man, fuck this job. This job is even worse than when I worked at the sewage treatment facility. Shit came in, we treated it and sent it packing. Here, the shit just keeps coming in. Pretty soon, this whole town will be overflowing with pieces of shit, courtesy of Penn admissions.
Bitter -- What if that see-through glass thing we use in winter to keep us warm was actually a jacket? Then it would really keep us warm.
Bored -- My humps ... my little lady lumps ... la la la ... my humps ...
Paranoid -- Fuck ... shit! Fuck! OK, relax, oh shit they're looking at you, oh shit, smile, nod, look engrossed in something, anything, wait, ok, what? waaaaaait, cannot,think, ok, breath ... deep ... breaths. Here ... we ... go ... nice ... and slow ... nice and easy ... now. I hate Sudoku, fuck fuck fuck, it's fuckin' angina pain. Which reminds me, I wonder if a plane suspended along the z-axis in a three-dimensional system can adequately use vectors to properly solve complex quadratic as well as integrating functions -- Bitchfuck, there's that kid again with the popped collar and stubble fuck, is he hot? Look engrossed! Look engrossed!!! Sudoku is fun ...... Happy, happy happy happyyyyyyyyy
Normal -- I am so fucked up right now.
