I Can Pee Clearly Now
I can pee clearly now the pain is gone.
I can pee, no obstacles in my way.
Gone are the itchy rashes that had me down.
It's gunna be a bright (bright)
Bright STD-free day.
Oh yes I can make it now the warts are gone.
All of the inflammation has disappeared.
Here is that dick cream I've been praying for.
It's gunna be a bright (bright)
Bright STD-free day.
Look all around there's nothing but pube hairs
Look straight ahead there's nothing but pube hairs.
I can pee clearly now the pain is gone.
I can pee, no obstacles in my way.
Oh, shit, my girlfriend has got herpes.
It ain't right (right)
Right no sex tonight.
It ain't right (right)
Right no sex tonight.
(Fades)
Mrs. VankerTanker
We used to laugh
at my
high school Spanish teacher
because
she was fat
couldn't wear
shoes that
tie
instead she
wore Velcro
and would cry
after eating lunch
in her room alone.
