So you're a greedy little bastard; pushing freshmen out of the way at the keg, taking the whole bowl of candy on Halloween -- you're a selfish ass. But don't worry, so are we. In fact, we at Food & Drink don't ask "is this glass half full or half empty?" but rather "who the hell drank my whiskey?!" If you find yourself saying "me, me, me" at every opportunity, we applaud your self-centered behavior. After all, if you don't care about you, then who will? Not your parents -- they're too focused on your older sister who actually got into Harvard and is now a big-shot lawyer in New York. Or maybe that's just us.
That being said, allow us to introduce an ingenious concept: the all-you-can-eat. Like mac 'n' cheese and softcore porn, there are some things in life you just can't get enough of. The all-you-can-eat embraces this concept, then runs with it like the selfish kindergartener that it is. If you've ever found yourself in Vegas at 2:30 a.m. on a Wednesday, you'll be well acquainted with this style of dining: pay $10 and stuff yourself with more prime rib than Oprah could stomach. While none of this week's eateries are found on the Strip, they offer the same gluttonous delight. Embrace it. And remember: sharing's not caring, it's just plain weak.
