I have failed you, my loyal readers. "No!" You scream. "Say it ain't so, Alex!" And then you sob, "Say it ain't so." Well, it's so. I wish it weren't so. But it's so. And that's just so... so... so... depressing.
See, I had this great thing all planned out, where I'd go interview some of the high and junior high students who have camped out in the Quad for the summer doing what I affectionately call "nerd camp." The expectation, of course, was that an interview with one of said students would be, well, hilarious, because we're intelligent college students and they're just dumb high and junior high students. Which is of course a completely untrue assumption in the first place, because, honestly, I'm pretty dumb. And I bet these kids are much better at math than I ever was.
Anyway, with my apologies to those high and junior high students who we planned on having a little fun with who might be reading this, and let's face it, none of you are, it would have been funny.
But they wouldn't let us into the Quad, because normal Penn students aren't allowed into the Quad during the summer.
Then, I found, that was a moot point anyway, because we aren't legally allowed to photograph minors without parental consent.
Damn child porn laws.
