It’s a little known secret that the best day of Fling is Saturday. Don’t worry, Street’s got you covered.

Proficiency in beats and eats.

From having enough food to feed a small army to just plain annoying “requests," here are some of the other diva demands from fling artists past, according to an anonymous on–campus source.

No one likes a concert in the rain. Enjoy a floor pass to these concert alternatives from the snuggly comfort of your bed.

The first Fling may have been one of few bright spots in 1973. Richard Nixon was being a tricky dick, the Vietnam War had reached a breaking point at home and abroad and—worst of all—Penn’s fraternity life was in remission (the yearbook blamed the construction of the highrises).

Just as the weather gets good enough to actually look like Fling, Mother Nature is threatening to rain on our parade. Never fear: Ego’s here to ensure you have the rowdiest Fling in forty years.