How dare they remake the film that earned John Wayne his only Oscar!  

Das Guttah is back from a brief hiatus with the biggest news of the semester — hell, the year: as a sighting in front of Tap House a fortnight ago confirmed, the infamous Coke Twins are back.  

Bearded Man on Beige: She should’ve known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news.  

The other day a friend tweeted “What if I wrote one page every day for my 20 page paper due Dec.  

8:31 p.m.: I arrive at my flight’s gate frazzled from the stresses of getting through security, lugging two bags definitely much larger than your standard “one carry–on bag and one personal item.” (Sorry I’m not sorry.) I immediately spot a class of 2010 Brazilian Scene-ster to whom I’m relatively well acquainted — I’d say “Hello” if we bumped into each other on Locust, why not Hartsfield Jackson International Airport?  

MUSIC Friday Dec.  

This monthly art block–party is more than just an excuse to pilfer cups of wine from the galleries lining Second Street.  

The work of Wharton Esherick just asks to be ignored.  

From toga parties to underwater raves, Penn loves a good theme party.  

The cutest bromance on campus, Jack Eggleston and Tyler Bernadini, have mastered running the basketball team.