The Round Up
Rita Skeeter's Round Up 12-01-16
So buckle up first–years, because this past week was enchantingly eventful. Not everyone likes a snitch, but I certainly do.
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The Round Up 11.03.16
Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.
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The Round Up 10-20-16
This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.
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The Round Up 09-15-16
Penn might have recently been named one of the top schools in America for academics again, but we all know we’ve fallen from our most notable ranking as Playboy’s number one party school in 2014––and it’s probably because of weekends like this.
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THE ROUND UP 09-08-16
You might’ve been blacked out asking, “What’s My Name?” But don’t fear, Highbrow’s here to Pon De Replay on all the crazy shit that happened.
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THE ROUND UP 09-01-16
Did you get NSOoo wasted last weekend? Even if you didn’t, Highbrow’s here to welcome you back to Penn with this week’s reckless Round Up.
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THE ROUND UP 04.21.16
Did Fling BLAU (3LAU? Who gives a shit) by for you? Because it did for us. As we all come down from our weekend highs and start to gear up for finals, Highbrow wants to give you one last treat for your VP reprieve.
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THE ROUND UP 04.14.16
And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.
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THE ROUND UP 04.07.16
Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.
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THE ROUND UP 03.31.16
Some lucky Quakers spent this weekend hunting for eggs full of candy and chocolate bunnies; Highbrow’s here to assure you that our Easter basket caught all the sweet gossip.
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THE ROUND UP 03.24.16
On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.
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THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
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THE ROUND UP 02.11.16
Roses are red, violets are blue. Just be thankful in the Round Up, we never say who.
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THE ROUND UP 02.04.16
Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.
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THE ROUND UP 01.28.16
Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.
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ROUND UP 1.21.16
Welcome back to campus, Quakers. While your tan lines may fade, your drunk escapades remain the same. Remember: the only thing worse than being cut during rush is winding up in the Round Up.
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ROUND UP 11.12.15
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
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Round Up 09.24.15
Holy shit—the Pope is coming. We hope you behave yourself this weekend because his holiness doesn’t tolerate sinners.
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