Rising College Senior Clare Sandlund is spending her summer surrounded by art, culture and some explicit content.

Rising College Sophomore Catherine Darin is spending her summer in Hawaii with sheep, coconuts and boys who like healthy food.

For all those Penn students who are on campus for (fill in the blank), check out the hours for all these essential services.

These won’t help you pass… although they might make for fond memories later.

As a former president of Black Wharton Undergraduate Association and St. Elmo, as well as a member of Onyx, Lantern and Friars, Jarrid Tingle has a lot on his plate. But he still has time to teach himself how to Dougie on YouTube.

Just as the weather gets good enough to actually look like Fling, Mother Nature is threatening to rain on our parade. Never fear: Ego’s here to ensure you have the rowdiest Fling in forty years.

Spring Fling is, like, the best weekend ever. But in a perfect world...

An outgoing chair of the Civic House Associate’s Coalition, Pallavi Podapati is Finance Chair of ASAP and producer of Penn Monologues. And when she’s sleep–deprived, she’s worse than a Penn squirrel on Locust.

Turn that “woo!” into a “boo!” because for all Penn’s wonderful offerings, Ego is here to emphasize its shortcomings. Street’s centerfold may showcase the “winners,” but we’ve got the losers. In case you couldn’t already tell that we like to complain.