These won’t help you pass… although they might make for fond memories later.

As a former president of Black Wharton Undergraduate Association and St. Elmo, as well as a member of Onyx, Lantern and Friars, Jarrid Tingle has a lot on his plate. But he still has time to teach himself how to Dougie on YouTube.

Just as the weather gets good enough to actually look like Fling, Mother Nature is threatening to rain on our parade. Never fear: Ego’s here to ensure you have the rowdiest Fling in forty years.

Spring Fling is, like, the best weekend ever. But in a perfect world...

An outgoing chair of the Civic House Associate’s Coalition, Pallavi Podapati is Finance Chair of ASAP and producer of Penn Monologues. And when she’s sleep–deprived, she’s worse than a Penn squirrel on Locust.

Turn that “woo!” into a “boo!” because for all Penn’s wonderful offerings, Ego is here to emphasize its shortcomings. Street’s centerfold may showcase the “winners,” but we’ve got the losers. In case you couldn’t already tell that we like to complain.

Welcome to the Worst of Penn! Today's topic: On–Campus Cafes

This Friar, PPE major and SAE bro has been the music director for Off the Beat—which has its spring show this weekend—for two years. And he could have a career as Edward Cullen’s body double.