MARCEL GARON C'15
If you’re not intrigued by this New Orleans native’s fluent French, you might be swayed by his basketball skills.
Notable quotable: “I’m a combination of country class and urban swagger.”
His pantry–dropping move: “I've asked a girl out with a poem.”
His kinkiness, on a scale of 1 to 10: “An 11, but depends on the girl.”
MAX SCHERZER C'15
You can find this four–eyed cutie pouring a shot of tequila in the swanky library of his Walnut Street frat.
How he’s stayed single: “I’m still on the market because I consider myself a public good.”
His type: “I’m looking for a girl who can keep up with me in margaritas at Copa.”
Victor Debenedetti C'15
This finance whiz is no slouch in the romance department, and his fluency in foreign tongues will have your head spinning.
His ideal Valentine: “I like girls who will argue with me. She has to be engaging."
His bad–ass side: "I'm going to a gun range next week, so that should be good."
His fave rom–com: "Love Actually"
BARRETT BLOCK W'17
This hipster bachelor likes brains and beauty. If you’re the one, his southern manners will sweep you off your feet—trust us.
His fantasy girl: “Great Quizzo partner. I really love bar trivia. I like a girl who reads books.”
How he sounds in bed: “That’s for me to know, and you to find out.” (Ed. note: I mean, okay.)
His most awe–inducing moment: “I planned a scavenger hunt that ended with the sunset on the beach.”
Michael Xufu Huang C'17
Model, artist, photographer—this bachelor has done it all and he’s looking for a guy who appreciates one hell of a ride.
Drink of choice: "Lychee martini."
His type: “My mom in guy form.”
Ideal date: “A tasting menu dinner at Juni in New York. Followed by exploring art galleries.”
SAM LUDIN W'17
When this stormy–eyed salsa star isn’t cutting a rug on the dance floor, he’s breaking hearts at the club.
His perfect Valentine: “A good dancer.”
How he's still single: “High standards.”
His biggest turn–off: “[Wearing] sweatpants.”
Anthony Georgiades W'16
If you’re looking for love, or a GrubHub companion, look no further than this notoriously Hot bachelor.
His type: “I like sweet. I like smart. I like girls who bring food over.”
His signature drink: “Three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.”
JOE MICIAK C'15
If this comedian’s on–point mustache doesn’t do it for you, you might find yourself falling for his dark sarcasm and dreamy eyes.
His lucky lady: “She has to be goofy.”
His cocktail du jour: "Lemon–lime Gatorade" (Ed. note: Or not.)
His sex noise: “I whisper. I whisper movie quotes.”
PATRICK ANDRADE E'18
The mental image of this cutie petting a golden retriever puppy will make you believe in Nicholas Sparks, guaranteed.
Why your mom will love him: “I like dogs and kids.”
Why you will, too: “I made [a girl] dinner—pesto pasta with pine nuts. We baked brownies together after.”
JACKSON PILLUTI C'16
If you like crooked smirks and perfect hair, this Elmo hottie and nature enthusiast will win you over.
How to catch his eye: “Look very good in sweatpants.”
How he'll warm your cold, unbeating heart: “I’m an optimist.”
SAM KORUS C'15
Whether he’s making you laugh at Mask and Wig or making you moan with his athletic hands, this Philly native will definitely get a rise out of you.
Most pantry–dropping move: “A midnight sail.” (Ed. note: He’s very experienced with boats.)
His pride and joy: “My sock collection.”
His drink of choice: "A cold brew."
AYYUB IBRAHIM C'16
This fashionable Insta–famous bachelor @ayyubibrachic has the notoriety of a young Kanye, and we're dying to be his Kim K.
His dream Valentine: “I love girls who are into biology and aspire to be doctors.”
His oral skills, on a scale of 1 to 10: “Solid 9. I’m modest.” (Ed. note: Call us if you want some additional practice.)
